The Lottery
Husband: Honey, pack your stuff, I just won the lottery!
Wife: Yay! Where are we going?
Husband: No, you’re leaving!
Okay
When you’re texting someone a long paragraph about how you feel and stuff, and they answer with “K”
I’m like “K” ?!!
How about I push you off a bridge and you get torn apart by a bunch of starving sharks and then I’ll say “K” !!
When I see a joke on Tumblr:
when I see the same joke on Facebook:
(Source: foreverunicorn0)
Who wants an apple?
Apple=Vitamin / Vitamin=Strenght / Strenght=Work / Work=Money / Money=Women / Women=Stress / Stress=Cancer / Cancer=Death
And again, who wants an apple ?
